This week’s company email…

Just the beginning of the internal weekly company email to share this week. I could share the rest, but it’s classified and I’d have to you know…

“Good Morning,

I’m writing this from my toilet paper fortress. I’ve donned my homemade face mask which may or may not have been hastily fashioned from various unmentionables I’ve found in the house. To my left is my close air support hand sanitizer cannon and to my right is the Lysol launcher.

Alright, now that we’ve set the scene… on with the updates. “

 

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