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Morning tool warm up. #myzenith750

▸ Dec 28, 2019 ▸ Michael Doornbos ▸ 0 words

← Despite marrying a sailor, my wife is known for her mostly PG-13 mouth. Today she was putting a turkey in the oven when she realized halfway through setting a timer that she had forgotten to put the herbs in the cavity. Ladies and gentlemen, present you with Alexa’s capture of my wife’s “dirty mouth”. Sound on. You’d think after all these years of hanging around airports it would get old. Nope. →
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