Caleb: Can I drive the boat Dad?
Me: Sure, as long as you sit down in the seat. No flipping around.
The next day…
Caleb: Can I drive the boat Dad?
Me: Buddy, yesterday you spent the whole time driving the boat while flipping all over the place.
Caleb: No I didn’t, I sat down in the seat the whole time.
No son, no you didn’t.
It was fun anyway buddy.
Michael Doornbos 