Caleb: Can I drive the boat Dad?

Me: Sure, as long as you sit down in the seat. No flipping around.

The next day…

Caleb: Can I drive the boat Dad?

Me: Buddy, yesterday you spent the whole time driving the boat while flipping all over the place.

Caleb: No I didn’t, I sat down in the seat the whole time.

No son, no you didn’t.

It was fun anyway buddy.