I’ve been hit by a deer

Last night, my wife calls on her way back from picking up our daughter. This is a the conversation as best I can remember:

Me: “Moshi Moshi”

Wife: “Uh, I’ve just been hit by a deer. What do I do?”

Me: “You hit a deer? Are you okay?”

Wife: “No, the deer hit me. It was in the median, and it ran right into the back part of the truck.”

Me: “What?”

Some more of this conversation followed along these same lines. Just when you thought it all, your wife doesn’t hit a deer, the deer hit her.

I think I need a nap now.

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