“I am not young enough to know everything.” – Oscar Wilde
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Just when you thought you had a good idea, someone steals it.
Right now, this very second, my kids are flagging down the ice cream truck.
Jan 14th and the ice cream truck is here.
It’s 70 degrees.
“Maybe it’ll be a mac that you control with your mind, and drives your car for you, and cooks your breakfast…..I would buy that!”
Me too brother, me too.
When I came into my office this morning, I found a present from my son:
Yes, that’s a whoopie cushion.
An artist at heart…
On a plane yesterday, I sat next to a nice woman with a Treo 700p. I had been talking to her on and off on the 5 hour flight.
When we landed, she fires up her VPN connection on her Treo, put in her username and a password of “1”.
We were comparing my aging Treo 650 to the 700p and she let me watch her do it.
“Uhh, your password isn’t really ‘1’ is it?”
“Yeah, I know, but it’s easy to type…”
There’s only one word for that : oi.
My son and I were sitting waiting for our food this evening when he posed an excellent question:
“If we don’t get to take anything with us when we die, does that mean everyone in heaven is naked?”
Food for thought.
Last night, my wife calls on her way back from picking up our daughter. This is a the conversation as best I can remember:
Me: “Moshi Moshi”
Wife: “Uh, I’ve just been hit by a deer. What do I do?”
Me: “You hit a deer? Are you okay?”
Wife: “No, the deer hit me. It was in the median, and it ran right into the back part of the truck.”
Some more of this conversation followed along these same lines. Just when you thought it all, your wife doesn’t hit a deer, the deer hit her.
I think I need a nap now.