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		<title>Another BP Spill</title>
		<link>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2010/06/10/another-bp-spill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 13:09:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
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		<title>Found my doppelganger</title>
		<link>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2010/02/03/found-my-doppelganger/</link>
		<comments>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2010/02/03/found-my-doppelganger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Super Bowl Shuffle is coming back</title>
		<link>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2010/01/30/the-super-bowl-shuffle-is-coming-back/</link>
		<comments>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2010/01/30/the-super-bowl-shuffle-is-coming-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 21:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Singletary and Jim McMahon are involed in a new promo for Boostmobile, and yes, it looks like the SuperBowl shuffle is the inspiration for the ad campaign.  Check it out at boostmobile.com/shuffle]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike Singletary and Jim McMahon are involed in a new promo for Boostmobile, and yes, it looks like the SuperBowl shuffle is the inspiration for the ad campaign.  Check it out at <a href="http://boostmobile.com/shuffle">boostmobile.com/shuffle</a></p>
<p><a href="http://blog.michaeldoornbos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/shuffle.png"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-581" title="shuffle" src="http://blog.michaeldoornbos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/shuffle-300x167.png" alt="" width="300" height="167" /></a></p>
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		<title>iPad vs. a Rock</title>
		<link>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2010/01/30/ipad-vs-a-rock-%c2%ab-the-jason-calacanis-weblog/</link>
		<comments>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2010/01/30/ipad-vs-a-rock-%c2%ab-the-jason-calacanis-weblog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 21:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mac]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[via iPad vs. a Rock « The Jason Calacanis Weblog.]]></description>
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<p>via <a href="http://calacanis.com/2010/01/30/ipad-vs-a-rock/">iPad vs. a Rock « The Jason Calacanis Weblog</a>.</p>
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		<title>Nanogirls</title>
		<link>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2009/09/11/nanogirls/</link>
		<comments>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2009/09/11/nanogirls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cool Stuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just ... yeah.  See scientists can have fun! You know you were just thinking "I like it when the girls stop by.  To my lab." Come on, you know you were.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is just ... yeah.  See scientists can have fun!</p>
<p>You know you were just thinking "I like it when the girls stop by.  To my lab."</p>
<p>Come on, you know you were.</p>
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		<title>Do you want to date my avatar?</title>
		<link>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2009/08/18/do-you-want-to-date-my-avitar/</link>
		<comments>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2009/08/18/do-you-want-to-date-my-avitar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Guild just gets better by the minute:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.watchtheguild.com/">The Guild</a> just gets better by the minute:</p>
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		<title>Apparently Gaylord Focker has started his own business</title>
		<link>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2009/06/26/apparently-gaylord-focker-has-started-his-own-business/</link>
		<comments>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2009/06/26/apparently-gaylord-focker-has-started-his-own-business/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
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		<title>Science Funding Explained, SMBC Style</title>
		<link>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2009/05/20/science-funding-explained-smbc-style/</link>
		<comments>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2009/05/20/science-funding-explained-smbc-style/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 12:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
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		<title>I should know better than to leave home without paper and a pencil</title>
		<link>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2009/03/09/i-should-know-better-than-to-leave-home-without-paper-and-a-pencil/</link>
		<comments>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2009/03/09/i-should-know-better-than-to-leave-home-without-paper-and-a-pencil/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How-To]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Think]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.michaeldoornbos.com/?p=378</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I've been doing a lot of writing lately. I gave myself a deadline of today to finish an article I've been thinking of for a week and spent the whole day having writers block. As soon as I walked out the door to pick up our Chinese takeout for the evening, 100 ideas came swarming [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I've been doing a lot of writing lately.  I gave myself a deadline of today to finish an article I've been thinking of for a week and spent the whole day having writers block.</p>
<p>As soon as I walked out the door to pick up our Chinese takeout for the evening, 100 ideas came swarming into my head.  In my Jeep was a pen, but I cleaned it over the weekend and there was not a scrap paper in sight.</p>
<p>The moral of the story is twofold:</p>
<ol>
<li>If you have writers block, a simple change of scenery can unblock you</li>
<li>Never leave home without some 3x5 notecards in your car</li>
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		<title>The internet is like a vagina, or maybe Joey Bishop</title>
		<link>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2008/10/29/the-internet-is-like-a-vagina-or-maybe-joey-bishop/</link>
		<comments>http://michaeldoornbos.com/2008/10/29/the-internet-is-like-a-vagina-or-maybe-joey-bishop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, it's like a vagina, or alcohol, or a Chinese road. Yep one of those. Doc Searls has the skinny. I think the internet doesn't really exist, but what do I know. People are wierd.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently, it's like a vagina, or alcohol, or a Chinese road. Yep one of those.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.linuxjournal.com/content/its-all-what">Doc Searls has the skinny.</a></p>
<p>I think the internet doesn't really exist, but what do I know.</p>
<p>People are wierd.</p>
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